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1.22.2007

Slave 4 who?

* For the record, this has been edited from what was originally a "birthday card e-post" type thing for a friend *

Ya'll might be familiar with the song? It was made famous by the world's premiere blond bomb (no, I don't think "shell" deserves to go with that in this case). So don't be mistakin' this for a tribute to that wannabe princess. This version is about the real princess...

(These are the real lyrics, as posted at lyricsfreak.com. Now that's talent!)



Slave 4 U








I know I may be young,

but Ive got feelings too.









And I need to do what I feel like doing.









So let me go and just listen.






All you people look at me like Im a little girl.











Well did you ever think it be okay for me to step into this world.












Always saying little girl dont step into the club.

Well Im just tryin to find out why cause dancings what I love.










Get it get it, get it get it (whoooa)

Get it get it, get it get it (whoooooa)(do you like it)

Get it get it, get it get it (ooohhhh)(this feels good)


* ummm, yeah.. these are all really the lyrics - I kid you not *




I know I may come off quiet, I may come off shy.
But I feel like talking, feel like dancing when I see this guy.







Whats practical is logical. what the hell, who cares?









All I know is Im so happy when youre dancing there.














Im a slave for you.
Okay... that's just a weird thought (desperately searches for pictures of Han Solo...)





I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.
Im a slave for you.








Oop! Wrong picture!









Phew! Finally










I wont deny it; Im not trying to hide it.










Baby, dont you wanna, dance upon me,
(I just wanna dance next to you)
















To another time and place.












Baby, dont you wanna, dance upon me,
(are you ready)

Leaving behind my name, my age.
(lets go)
(like that)
(you like it)












WHAT is up with these lyrics? I have no idea!









(now watch me)















Get it get it, get it get it (whoooa)

Get it get it, get it get it (whoooooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (ooohhhh) [panting]










Get what? Ewoks could write better lyrics.
In fact they have...







I really wanna dance, tonight with you.

(I just cant help myself)

I really wanna do what you want me to.

(I just feel I let myself go)
















I really wanna dance, tonight with you.
(wanna see you move)
I really wanna do what you want me to.
(uh uh uh)













Baby, dont you wanna, dance upon me,
(I just wanna dance next to you)
To another time and place.





Now George, just try and put yourself in my... bikini.










Baby, dont you wanna, dance upon me,

(are you ready)

Leaving behind my name, my age. Im a slave for you.









(take that)






I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.

Im a slave (it just feels right) for you. (it just feels good)
I wont deny it; Im not trying to hide it. (baby)










Get it get it, get it get it (whoooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (whoooooa)
Get it get it, get it get it (ooohhhh)
[panting] ....


Um, alright already...





Get it get it, get it get it (whoooa)

Get it get it, get it get it...




Utinni! Garble-gunk. [Alright already! We get it.]













...(whoooooa)

Get it get it, get it get it (ooohhhh) [panting]...











* Yawn * Whatever. Hey - that's Luke! I wonder if he
brought any beer. Gotta try and get this chain
off before this song makes me nuts! Man, I'm thirsty.










Im a slave for you. (here we go now)
I cannot hold it; I cannot control it.





Gotta... get... chain... off...
Song... making...me... nuts...






Im a slave for you. (here we go)
I wont deny it, (yeah)
Im not trying to hide it.

(like that)






Score! Han will love this pot roast tonight, once the hibernation sickness wears off!


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This was so great jkt, I loved it almost as much as I love Leia, she is just gorgeous and everything about her is so good.
Great job.